[2024-02-24 03:56:20] anonwaha: OPPAI! OPPAI!
[2024-02-24 03:56:20] Angel!!: COW!?
[2024-02-24 03:56:20] tibi: I don't think anyone here is against what I did
[2024-02-24 03:56:24] tibi: I want oppai too
[2024-02-24 03:56:25] Angel!!: YAKU
[2024-02-24 03:56:25] COW: I'm only here to see the oppai
[2024-02-24 03:56:31] Angel!!: OUR PROSOCUTION!
[2024-02-24 03:56:36] UPCHUCK: Welcome
[2024-02-24 03:56:40] anonwaha: prostitute oppai!
[2024-02-24 03:56:41] tibi: where oppai?
[2024-02-24 03:56:51] tibi: need oppai
[2024-02-24 03:56:53] Angel!!: YAKU
[2024-02-24 03:56:54] UPCHUCK: Angel that's not how you spell it
[2024-02-24 03:56:57] yakuruto: what can i do you for?
[2024-02-24 03:57:00] Angel!!: COME UP HERE
[2024-02-24 03:57:04] tibi: oppai?
[2024-02-24 03:57:06] Angel!!: YOUR PROSOCUTION!
[2024-02-24 03:57:10] tibi: no flat
[2024-02-24 03:57:10] Angel!!: AND YOU
[2024-02-24 03:57:14] Angel!!: OUT
[2024-02-24 03:57:26] tibi: no oppai :(
[2024-02-24 03:57:30] anonwaha: :(
[2024-02-24 03:57:32] yakuruto: i heard something about prosecution?
[2024-02-24 03:57:40] Angel!!: Yaku..your opening statement!
[2024-02-24 03:57:44] yakuruto: wha...
[2024-02-24 03:57:46] tibi: prostitution
[2024-02-24 03:57:49] Angel!!: YES
[2024-02-24 03:57:54] tibi: yaku how much?
[2024-02-24 03:57:55] UPCHUCK: Tibi is the defendant
[2024-02-24 03:58:01] yakuruto: who am i prosecuting? :p
[2024-02-24 03:58:02] yakuruto: ah
[2024-02-24 03:58:03] Angel!!: TIBI IS CHARGED WITH SEX TRAFFICKER
[2024-02-24 03:58:07] tibi: yaku I will pay
[2024-02-24 03:58:11] Angel!!: HE IS EVIL
[2024-02-24 03:58:16] Angel!!: AND USING PEZ
[2024-02-24 03:58:17] yakuruto: who got sex offended, fill me in
[2024-02-24 03:58:25] Angel!!: TIBI
[2024-02-24 03:58:26] anonwaha: if he traffics sex to us, we'll let him off
[2024-02-24 03:58:39] Angel!!: SO!
[2024-02-24 03:58:43] tibi: deal?
[2024-02-24 03:58:47] UPCHUCK: There is no justice here...
[2024-02-24 03:58:49] Angel!!: GIVE US YOUR OPENING STATEMENT!
[2024-02-24 03:58:51] yakuruto: that remains to be seen
[2024-02-24 03:58:57] Angel!!: AND NO BRIBE
[2024-02-24 03:59:04] yakuruto: my opening statement, yes...
[2024-02-24 03:59:08] tibi: pez hug me I am scared
[2024-02-24 03:59:10] yakuruto: ahem!
[2024-02-24 03:59:10] Anonymous: it might be hard to get conviction for sex trafficking but there is clear evidence of attempted bribery
[2024-02-24 03:59:14] Angel!!: SHH
[2024-02-24 03:59:17] Angel!!: EVERYONE
[2024-02-24 03:59:25] yakuruto: i have no idea what my client has done, but he is innocent probably!
[2024-02-24 03:59:32] yakuruto: i rest my case
[2024-02-24 03:59:34] Angel!!: NO
[2024-02-24 03:59:36] anonwaha: case rested!
[2024-02-24 03:59:39] UPCHUCK: Yaku you're supposed to be convicting him
[2024-02-24 03:59:42] yakuruto: do i get paid yet?
[2024-02-24 03:59:43] Angel!!: YOUR NOT DEFENDANT!
[2024-02-24 03:59:43] Anonymous: yaku ur procecutor not defence
[2024-02-24 03:59:47] Angel!!: LIES
[2024-02-24 03:59:51] Angel!!: GRRR
[2024-02-24 03:59:59] Angel!!: YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE PROSOCUTION
[2024-02-24 04:00:03] tibi: pez come rest your case on my lap
[2024-02-24 04:00:03] yakuruto: ...so no pay, then?
[2024-02-24 04:00:05] Angel!!: NOT DEFENSE
[2024-02-24 04:00:09] Angel!!: NO PAY
[2024-02-24 04:00:13] yakuruto: ;_;
[2024-02-24 04:00:23] Angel!!: GRR
[2024-02-24 04:00:25] anonwaha: oppai?
[2024-02-24 04:00:27] Angel!!: YAKU YOUR FIRED
[2024-02-24 04:00:31] yakuruto: let me try again, wait
[2024-02-24 04:00:35] tibi: cow you are supposed to prostitute
[2024-02-24 04:00:35] Angel!!: Fine..
[2024-02-24 04:01:03] Angel!!: WAHA
[2024-02-24 04:01:03] yakuruto: the prostitution decrees that this man, tibi m. johnson, is guilty of everything wrong with the world and more
[2024-02-24 04:01:15] anonwaha: :o
[2024-02-24 04:01:17] Angel!!: Evidance?
[2024-02-24 04:01:21] yakuruto: i believe my evidence will convince teh judge of this decree
[2024-02-24 04:01:29] Angel!!: I see....
[2024-02-24 04:01:31] yakuruto: i would liek to call my witness to the stand!
[2024-02-24 04:01:36] tibi: (cow you can beat that right?)
[2024-02-24 04:01:38] yakuruto: COW
[2024-02-24 04:01:41] Angel!!: NO
[2024-02-24 04:01:46] Angel!!: VICTIM IS PEZ
[2024-02-24 04:01:48] UPCHUCK: Cow is the attorney!
[2024-02-24 04:01:53] yakuruto: ...oh uh
[2024-02-24 04:01:57] yakuruto: i meant pez!
[2024-02-24 04:02:00] Angel!!: Right..
[2024-02-24 04:02:06] Angel!!: I CALL PEZ TO TEH STAND!
[2024-02-24 04:02:06] tibi: pez don't betray me
[2024-02-24 04:02:08] yakuruto: please come forward to the stand
[2024-02-24 04:02:12] UPCHUCK: what is this thing?
[2024-02-24 04:02:19] anonwaha: d0g
[2024-02-24 04:02:24] Suiseitou: woof
[2024-02-24 04:02:29] Angel!!: PEZ
[2024-02-24 04:02:35] Angel!!: COME TO TEH STAND
[2024-02-24 04:02:39] Angel!!: DOG OUT
[2024-02-24 04:02:41] Suiseitou: *pisses on the floor*
[2024-02-24 04:02:46] yakuruto: my witness is witnessing...
[2024-02-24 04:02:47] anonwaha: who let teh dogs out?
[2024-02-24 04:02:56] UPCHUCK: Waha you have to clean that up
[2024-02-24 04:03:02] tibi: let pez finish his pasta
[2024-02-24 04:03:03] Angel!!: Eh....
[2024-02-24 04:03:04] anonwaha: i'm not thirsty yet
[2024-02-24 04:03:06] yakuruto: the piss has tampered with the evidence!
[2024-02-24 04:03:10] Angel!!: NO
[2024-02-24 04:03:13] Suiseitou: bark
[2024-02-24 04:03:15] Angel!!: KILL DOG
[2024-02-24 04:03:23] yakuruto: i will need to rely on witness testimoney now
[2024-02-24 04:03:24] UPCHUCK: >_>
[2024-02-24 04:03:26] Angel!!: HOW DARE UPSTRUCK JUSTICE
[2024-02-24 04:03:30] yakuruto: i mean testimony
[2024-02-24 04:03:34] Angel!!: right..
[2024-02-24 04:03:37] tibi: lets finish the trial another time
[2024-02-24 04:03:47] Angel!!: PEZ I CALL YOU TO TEH STAND!
[2024-02-24 04:04:05] Angel!!: PEZ
[2024-02-24 04:04:07] tibi: komeo is on my side :3
[2024-02-24 04:04:12] yakuruto: in light of the dog pissen and uncooperative witness, i ask a new witness to the stand!
[2024-02-24 04:04:22] yakuruto: anonymous, please come forward
[2024-02-24 04:04:30] Angel!!: I CALL ANON TO TEH STAND!
[2024-02-24 04:04:34] tibi: Anonymous you are my friend right?
[2024-02-24 04:04:39] Anonymous: tibi, on the 24th of februery 2024 at 12:20:59, u displayed interest in owning pez, after he said he was free
[2024-02-24 04:04:54] Angel!!: :o
[2024-02-24 04:04:55] komeo: what did i walk into
[2024-02-24 04:04:58] yakuruto: and what else did the defendant say on this morning?
[2024-02-24 04:04:59] tibi: objection your honor
[2024-02-24 04:05:03] Angel!!: SHH
[2024-02-24 04:05:10] anonwaha: BENEID
[2024-02-24 04:05:15] Angel!!: Continue
[2024-02-24 04:05:18] Anonymous: pezs response of "What will you do with me?" seems to indicate he was scared
[2024-02-24 04:05:20] UPCHUCK: Defendents can't object
[2024-02-24 04:05:23] UPCHUCK: fool
[2024-02-24 04:05:28] yakuruto: did he display an perverse interest in my client before this meeting?
[2024-02-24 04:05:40] tibi: uphuck how do you know that?
[2024-02-24 04:05:43] Angel!!: SHH
[2024-02-24 04:05:47] Angel!!: QUIET
[2024-02-24 04:05:58] UPCHUCK: I know things
[2024-02-24 04:06:02] Suiseitou: im dj
[2024-02-24 04:06:07] anonwaha: wiki wiki wow
[2024-02-24 04:06:10] tibi: ok party time
[2024-02-24 04:06:12] Angel!!: SHH
[2024-02-24 04:06:17] anonwaha: UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
[2024-02-24 04:06:18] Angel!!: NO
[2024-02-24 04:06:21] Angel!!: WAHA
[2024-02-24 04:06:23] Suiseitou: *song*
[2024-02-24 04:06:30] yakuruto: this courtroom is turning into a madhouse...
[2024-02-24 04:06:36] Angel!!: I HATE THIS
[2024-02-24 04:06:42] Anonymous: due to the nature of chat, i can find no prior speeches by tibi before 12:20
[2024-02-24 04:06:43] Angel!!: WAHA KICK TEH DOG OUT!
[2024-02-24 04:06:57] Angel!!: ALL
[2024-02-24 04:06:59] yakuruto: i see, anonymous
[2024-02-24 04:07:01] Angel!!: OF YOU SIT DOWN
[2024-02-24 04:07:10] Angel!!: BEFORE YOU ALL GET ARRESTED
[2024-02-24 04:07:10] anonwaha: increase lines
[2024-02-24 04:07:11] Suiseitou: *vomits*
[2024-02-24 04:07:16] tibi: upchuck come look at the oppai
[2024-02-24 04:07:22] Angel!!: SIT DOWN
[2024-02-24 04:07:24] yakuruto: can you recall what the defendant looked like?
[2024-02-24 04:07:35] Anonymous: however tibi did say "pez I will own you" at 12:41
[2024-02-24 04:07:40] anonwaha: *humps poster*
[2024-02-24 04:07:43] Angel!!: WAHA
[2024-02-24 04:07:47] Angel!!: STOP
[2024-02-24 04:07:51] UPCHUCK: What oppai?
[2024-02-24 04:07:57] anonwaha: this oppai
[2024-02-24 04:07:59] Suiseitou: its dry
[2024-02-24 04:08:03] anonwaha: dry manko
[2024-02-24 04:08:05] Angel!!: OR ILL FIRE YOU
[2024-02-24 04:08:07] tibi: Anonymous you are my friend
[2024-02-24 04:08:09] yakuruto: i would like to turn the court's attention to this statement
[2024-02-24 04:08:14] Suiseitou: i wet it
[2024-02-24 04:08:18] yakuruto: "pez i will own" and i quote
[2024-02-24 04:08:22] Angel!!: EVERYONE SIT DOWN
[2024-02-24 04:08:27] Angel!!: OR ELSE
[2024-02-24 04:08:30] Suiseitou: woof
[2024-02-24 04:08:32] Angel!!: YOU TOO COW
[2024-02-24 04:08:34] COW: bad dog
[2024-02-24 04:08:38] Angel!!: AND DOG
[2024-02-24 04:08:46] Angel!!: continue.
[2024-02-24 04:08:59] yakuruto: as we know, free slavery is banned in heyuri town as declared by kaguya
[2024-02-24 04:09:05] yakuruto: HOWEVER!
[2024-02-24 04:09:08] anonwaha: !?
[2024-02-24 04:09:12] Angel!!: !?!?
[2024-02-24 04:09:15] yakuruto: slaves are available for purchase on the open market!
[2024-02-24 04:09:21] Angel!!: Gasp!
[2024-02-24 04:09:28] yakuruto: but i see no mention of a motion to purchase my client!
[2024-02-24 04:09:43] Angel!!: Hmm...
[2024-02-24 04:09:47] yakuruto: therefore i propose a settlement between the two parties to determine who will own my client
[2024-02-24 04:09:55] anonwaha: me!
[2024-02-24 04:10:00] tibi: COW can you something about this?
[2024-02-24 04:10:01] yakuruto: going once?
[2024-02-24 04:10:07] tibi: me
[2024-02-24 04:10:07] pez: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh¨¨¨****hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[2024-02-24 04:10:13] Angel!!: Alright..is this all of your statements?
[2024-02-24 04:10:14] pez: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[2024-02-24 04:10:18] yakuruto: do i have any other buyers out here?
[2024-02-24 04:10:23] pez: raep
[2024-02-24 04:10:26] UPCHUCK: This is an auction now!?
[2024-02-24 04:10:28] tibi: COW help me keep pez
[2024-02-24 04:10:30] anonwaha: ecchi ecchi ecchi ecchi
[2024-02-24 04:10:31] yakuruto: it is now!
[2024-02-24 04:10:32] Angel!!: defense! Come to teh stand
[2024-02-24 04:10:40] tibi: sorry I think I broke pez
[2024-02-24 04:10:41] Angel!!: SHH
[2024-02-24 04:10:41] pez: ok. ittsz ok
[2024-02-24 04:10:42] Suiseitou: tibi forced me to do stuff using peanut butter
[2024-02-24 04:10:53] Angel!!: Yaku go sit down
[2024-02-24 04:11:04] pez: i aM always b0rked
[2024-02-24 04:11:09] yakuruto: cant make me :v
[2024-02-24 04:11:13] Angel!!: WAHA
[2024-02-24 04:11:17] yakuruto: we are auction now
[2024-02-24 04:11:18] tibi: it is not rape if he is my slave
[2024-02-24 04:11:24] Angel!!: what
[2024-02-24 04:11:29] Angel!!: two cows..
[2024-02-24 04:11:34] pez: komeo, u are teh only one tthat can save me
[2024-02-24 04:11:40] yakuruto: do i hear a 4 dollars for pez? 4 dollars?
[2024-02-24 04:11:50] anonwaha: expensive...
[2024-02-24 04:11:51] Angel!!: TIBIS DEFENCE ATTONERY!
[2024-02-24 04:11:51] komeo: i wish i could but i still have no idea what's going on
[2024-02-24 04:11:57] Angel!!: SHH
[2024-02-24 04:12:00] Angel!!: NO AUTCION
[2024-02-24 04:12:02] tibi: wait, I am not selling pez
[2024-02-24 04:12:03] UPCHUCK: I don't either komeo
[2024-02-24 04:12:06] yakuruto: fine...
[2024-02-24 04:12:11] Angel!!: GO SIT DOWN
[2024-02-24 04:12:15] Angel!!: GRR
[2024-02-24 04:12:19] yakuruto: ;_;
[2024-02-24 04:12:24] Angel!!: Nao...!
[2024-02-24 04:12:29] pez: yakunyaa~ buy me T.T
[2024-02-24 04:12:35] Angel!!: Tibis defense?
[2024-02-24 04:12:40] Angel!!: Come to teh stage!
[2024-02-24 04:12:41] tibi: cow wake up
[2024-02-24 04:12:43] yakuruto: when the trial is over, i will
[2024-02-24 04:13:01] tibi: nobody will take my pezunay
[2024-02-24 04:13:04] Angel!!: You can make your opening statement..
[2024-02-24 04:13:06] tibi: peznyaa
[2024-02-24 04:13:15] COW: (this is not going to go well)
[2024-02-24 04:13:33] tibi: cow you can do it
[2024-02-24 04:13:47] UPCHUCK: *munch munch munch*
[2024-02-24 04:13:49] COW: I object!
[2024-02-24 04:13:55] yakuruto: ?!
[2024-02-24 04:13:55] COW: Objection!
[2024-02-24 04:13:57] anonwaha: he object!?
[2024-02-24 04:13:58] Angel!!: To....What?
[2024-02-24 04:14:03] UPCHUCK: I am eating breakfast
[2024-02-24 04:14:05] yakuruto: HOLD IT!
[2024-02-24 04:14:06] tibi: *kisses pez*
[2024-02-24 04:14:10] COW: I... object!
[2024-02-24 04:14:16] tibi: XD
[2024-02-24 04:14:18] Angel!!: Dismissed...
[2024-02-24 04:14:22] yakuruto: you cannot object before you present evidence!
[2024-02-24 04:14:30] Anonymous: CLEAR EVIDENCE OF RAPE, RIGHT NOW
[2024-02-24 04:14:30] Angel!!: You may start your opening statement
[2024-02-24 04:14:38] yakuruto: that's how it goes in ace attorney, rite?
[2024-02-24 04:14:44] tibi: Can I change my lawyer?
[2024-02-24 04:14:50] Angel!!: Fine
[2024-02-24 04:14:55] Suiseitou: barf
[2024-02-24 04:14:57] Angel!!: tibi can change lawyer
[2024-02-24 04:14:58] tibi: upchuck please T_T
[2024-02-24 04:15:07] yakuruto: if the defense has nothing to say, may i speak?
[2024-02-24 04:15:09] tibi: I am going to jail
[2024-02-24 04:15:13] UPCHUCK: Tibi I want you in the electric chair
[2024-02-24 04:15:18] tibi: agh
[2024-02-24 04:15:20] tibi: komeo
[2024-02-24 04:15:22] anonwaha: XD
[2024-02-24 04:15:25] tibi: please help me
[2024-02-24 04:15:30] Angel!!: Jesus christ
[2024-02-24 04:15:34] Angel!!: TIBI
[2024-02-24 04:15:36] tibi: suiseitou the dog?
[2024-02-24 04:15:39] Angel!!: PICK LAYWER
[2024-02-24 04:15:42] Suiseitou: tbm is innocent
[2024-02-24 04:15:43] tibi: anyone?
[2024-02-24 04:15:49] Angel!!: The dog???
[2024-02-24 04:15:52] Angel!!: Fine..
[2024-02-24 04:15:53] yakuruto: OBJECTION!
[2024-02-24 04:15:57] komeo: why the fuck would tibi get the electric chair?
[2024-02-24 04:15:58] Angel!!: Yes?
[2024-02-24 04:16:05] yakuruto: I WILL BE TBM'S LAWYER
[2024-02-24 04:16:09] UPCHUCK: Because
[2024-02-24 04:16:10] Angel!!: You cant..
[2024-02-24 04:16:15] Angel!!: your prosocution..
[2024-02-24 04:16:21] yakuruto: watch me
[2024-02-24 04:16:29] tibi: komeo they are evil, help me
[2024-02-24 04:16:31] Angel!!: my god..
[2024-02-24 04:16:40] yakuruto: ahem
[2024-02-24 04:16:50] komeo: still no reason for the chair mentioned
[2024-02-24 04:17:03] yakuruto: i'd like the court to bring their attention to tbm
[2024-02-24 04:17:15] yakuruto: tell me wat you see
[2024-02-24 04:17:20] Angel!!: Sigh..
[2024-02-24 04:17:22] anonwaha: raepist
[2024-02-24 04:17:31] Angel!!: sex traffick
[2024-02-24 04:17:33] yakuruto: you see a sad, broken man who has no moar love in this cruel world
[2024-02-24 04:17:38] tibi: what?
[2024-02-24 04:17:39] Angel!!: !+
[2024-02-24 04:17:40] anonwaha: true
[2024-02-24 04:17:42] Angel!!: I see..
[2024-02-24 04:17:46] yakuruto: i ask you, is he worthy of such punishment?
[2024-02-24 04:17:52] UPCHUCK: Yes
[2024-02-24 04:17:54] anonwaha: p0rbably
[2024-02-24 04:17:57] Angel!!: Hm...
[2024-02-24 04:18:00] Angel!!: continue
[2024-02-24 04:18:08] komeo: yeah exactly yaku i mean who goes around asking people if they want to be friends
[2024-02-24 04:18:14] tibi: wait can I change the laywer?
[2024-02-24 04:18:22] yakuruto: i plead with your honor to consider a different punishment, if punishment is to be carried out
[2024-02-24 04:18:34] anonwaha: raep dungeon
[2024-02-24 04:18:34] tibi: yaku is not my lawyer
[2024-02-24 04:18:40] UPCHUCK: I thought yaku was the prosecution?
[2024-02-24 04:18:43] tibi: Anonymous you be my lawyer please
[2024-02-24 04:18:52] yakuruto: instead of the electric chair, i propose... the sex chair!
[2024-02-24 04:18:56] Anonymous: ok
[2024-02-24 04:18:58] Angel!!: YAKU IS TIBIS ATTONRETY..
[2024-02-24 04:18:58] anonwaha: ooooh!
[2024-02-24 04:19:05] tibi: no
[2024-02-24 04:19:13] Angel!!: HE WANTED TO CHANGE LAWYER
[2024-02-24 04:19:13] tibi: yaku is not allowed to do it
[2024-02-24 04:19:15] anonwaha: secks chair! secks chair!
[2024-02-24 04:19:18] yakuruto: in this way, he will receive love and punishment
[2024-02-24 04:19:26] Angel!!: Alright...
[2024-02-24 04:19:27] pez: i deserv freedom1
[2024-02-24 04:19:29] Angel!!: dissmissed
[2024-02-24 04:19:31] UPCHUCK: Firing squad
[2024-02-24 04:19:33] Anonymous: on 12:40, pez said " i am free. (｀・ω・´)"
[2024-02-24 04:19:41] Angel!!: WHA
[2024-02-24 04:19:44] Anonymous: in otherwords he was setting a price for himself to be bought
[2024-02-24 04:19:49] yakuruto: objection!
[2024-02-24 04:19:53] Angel!!: Yes?
[2024-02-24 04:20:11] Anonymous: therefore tibi's ownership of him was righteaous accorsdinbg to law of heyuri
[2024-02-24 04:20:12] anonwaha: ...
[2024-02-24 04:20:17] yakuruto: my client was communicating his newfound freedom from his previous relationship!
[2024-02-24 04:20:39] Angel!!: Yes alright..
[2024-02-24 04:20:46] anonwaha: objection!
[2024-02-24 04:20:50] Angel!!: SHH
[2024-02-24 04:20:50] Angel!!: WAHA
[2024-02-24 04:20:54] Angel!!: Anyways..
[2024-02-24 04:21:02] yakuruto: wait, i just said what they said
[2024-02-24 04:21:06] yakuruto: uh
[2024-02-24 04:21:14] Angel!!: does the prosocution have any other statements?
[2024-02-24 04:21:22] anonwaha: yeah, when's teh oppai?
[2024-02-24 04:21:26] Anonymous: OBJECTION
[2024-02-24 04:21:31] Angel!!: Yes?
[2024-02-24 04:21:31] Suiseitou: meow
[2024-02-24 04:21:34] tibi: (Notice how pez did not reject my ownership of him)
[2024-02-24 04:21:34] UPCHUCK: I bet yaku didn't even go to law school!
[2024-02-24 04:21:44] Angel!!: GRRR
[2024-02-24 04:21:46] yakuruto: wrong! i got my law degree in two weeks!
[2024-02-24 04:21:49] Angel!!: RESTART
[2024-02-24 04:21:55] yakuruto: most people have to spend years to get a degree as good as mine!
[2024-02-24 04:21:55] Angel!!: STOP IT WAA
[2024-02-24 04:21:57] komeo: this is so stupid that the dog started meowing
[2024-02-24 04:21:58] Anonymous: tibi was clearly not talkinng about his freedom as his comment was made prior to tibi's ownership of him
[2024-02-24 04:21:58] UPCHUCK: Oh wow, congratulations
[2024-02-24 04:22:04] anonwaha: smart yaku!
[2024-02-24 04:22:17] Angel!!: Im..confused..so many texts..
[2024-02-24 04:22:20] Anonymous: therefore hw could only be talking about his own price
[2024-02-24 04:22:29] Angel!!: I see...
[2024-02-24 04:22:36] Angel!!: do you call any witenesses?
[2024-02-24 04:22:41] tibi: oh pez wait
[2024-02-24 04:22:41] Suiseitou: tibi you have to make a run for abu dhabi
[2024-02-24 04:22:45] UPCHUCK: Tibi that's not a defense
[2024-02-24 04:22:55] Angel!!: Uh..
[2024-02-24 04:23:00] UPCHUCK: pez was under duress
[2024-02-24 04:23:05] Angel!!: Pez...come out of there..
[2024-02-24 04:23:19] pez: shh
[2024-02-24 04:23:24] pez: i am hiding
[2024-02-24 04:23:26] Angel!!: Fine...
[2024-02-24 04:23:27] Anonymous: I CALL ANYONE WHO CAN USE CHAT@HEYURI AS THEY CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT PEZ'S COMMENT WAS MADE PRIOR TO TIBI'S
[2024-02-24 04:23:28] pez: from my own thoughts
[2024-02-24 04:23:29] yakuruto: you cannot hide from your problems forever!
[2024-02-24 04:23:46] yakuruto: but that's most of us, anonymous...
[2024-02-24 04:23:47] Angel!!: Everyone..
[2024-02-24 04:23:50] Angel!!: SIT DOWN
[2024-02-24 04:23:52] Angel!!: PLEASE
[2024-02-24 04:23:58] tibi: the timing of this trial could not have been any worse
[2024-02-24 04:24:04] Angel!!: everybody SIT DOWN
[2024-02-24 04:24:05] yakuruto: i don't think ur a very good judge
[2024-02-24 04:24:12] yakuruto: step aside, bub
[2024-02-24 04:24:15] tibi: waha is not doing anything
[2024-02-24 04:24:18] UPCHUCK: Angel did you even go to judge school?!
[2024-02-24 04:24:19] Angel!!: SAYS THE ATTORNERY THAT CHANGES POSITION
[2024-02-24 04:24:21] anonwaha: waha!
[2024-02-24 04:24:21] yakuruto: i'm running this here show now
[2024-02-24 04:24:25] Angel!!: SHHHHH
[2024-02-24 04:24:28] Angel!!: YES I DID
[2024-02-24 04:24:32] Angel!!: FOR 50
[2024-02-24 04:24:34] Angel!!: YEARS!
[2024-02-24 04:24:37] anonwaha: SSH in2 ur box
[2024-02-24 04:24:42] Angel!!: NAO SIT DOWN!
[2024-02-24 04:24:47] yakuruto: i will sit down if you give me a free coupon for slave
[2024-02-24 04:24:53] anonwaha: douzo
[2024-02-24 04:24:55] Angel!!: NO
[2024-02-24 04:24:58] Angel!!: ILEGAL
[2024-02-24 04:25:00] Angel!!: SIT DOWN
[2024-02-24 04:25:09] yakuruto: i will sit when i want to!
[2024-02-24 04:25:09] Angel!!: OR ILL FORCE YOU!!!!
[2024-02-24 04:25:13] Angel!!: WAHA
[2024-02-24 04:25:15] tibi: we need free oppai
[2024-02-24 04:25:16] yakuruto: ok i'm going
[2024-02-24 04:25:20] Angel!!: GOOD
[2024-02-24 04:25:22] Anonymous: FURTHERMORE, THE PROSECUTION IS CLEARLY INTERESTED IN SLAVERY THEMSELVES AS CAN BE SEEN BY YAKU'S COMMENT RIGHT NOW
[2024-02-24 04:25:32] yakuruto: HOLD IT!
[2024-02-24 04:25:35] Angel!!: Anon, please sit down-
[2024-02-24 04:25:43] yakuruto: what'd you just say about me?!
[2024-02-24 04:25:46] Angel!!: We have to restart..
[2024-02-24 04:25:49] Angel!!: YAKU
[2024-02-24 04:25:51] UPCHUCK: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
[2024-02-24 04:25:53] tibi: yaku is the real slaver
[2024-02-24 04:25:53] yakuruto: come back here!!
[2024-02-24 04:25:55] Angel!!: WE DONT WANT A BRAWL
[2024-02-24 04:25:58] Angel!!: WAHA
[2024-02-24 04:26:01] Angel!!: STOP THEM
[2024-02-24 04:26:07] anonwaha: no it's entertaining
[2024-02-24 04:26:10] Angel!!: NEUTRALIZE THEM-
[2024-02-24 04:26:11] yakuruto: you listen here...
[2024-02-24 04:26:25] Angel!!: HES INTIMIDADING THE PROSOCUTION!
[2024-02-24 04:26:32] Angel!!: STOP THEM!
[2024-02-24 04:26:37] yakuruto: i didn't go to law school for two weeks just to be scolded by you no good, little...
[2024-02-24 04:26:43] tibi: pez lets go look for neko lolis
[2024-02-24 04:26:51] Angel!!: TIBI
[2024-02-24 04:26:56] yakuruto: let's take this outside, tough guy
[2024-02-24 04:26:59] Angel!!: GET BACK
[2024-02-24 04:27:13] yakuruto: why dontcha get outta that jabroni suit
[2024-02-24 04:27:21] yakuruto: i'll show you who's boss of this court!
[2024-02-24 04:27:21] Angel!!: YAKU
[2024-02-24 04:27:24] Angel!!: STOP
[2024-02-24 04:27:27] Suiseitou: oh shit im sorry
[2024-02-24 04:27:28] Angel!!: NOT NAO
[2024-02-24 04:27:31] tibi: pez once this is finished, we will collect a bunch of neko lolis
[2024-02-24 04:27:43] Angel!!: YOU SIT DOWN
[2024-02-24 04:27:44] pez: sold.
[2024-02-24 04:27:45] pez: lets go
[2024-02-24 04:27:48] Angel!!: PEZ
[2024-02-24 04:27:49] Angel!!: NO
[2024-02-24 04:27:50] Anonymous: clear evidence of corruption and trhreats
[2024-02-24 04:27:55] Angel!!: SIT DOWN
[2024-02-24 04:28:00] UPCHUCK: The defendant is escaping
[2024-02-24 04:28:03] Angel!!: WAHA STOP THEM
[2024-02-24 04:28:08] yakuruto: only a threat if you want it to be~
[2024-02-24 04:28:14] anonwaha: i can't do anything!
[2024-02-24 04:28:18] Angel!!: HES CORRUPTING THE VICTIM!!
[2024-02-24 04:28:23] Anonymous: PEZ'S AND TIBI'S LAST COMMENTS ALSO INDICATE THAT THEY'RE CLEARLY ON FRIENDLY TERMS
[2024-02-24 04:28:29] anonwaha: hawt things are hawt
[2024-02-24 04:28:35] Anonymous: INDICATING TIBI'S LACK OF GUILT
[2024-02-24 04:28:52] UPCHUCK: I say tibi should be crucified
[2024-02-24 04:29:00] yakuruto: i propose a new topic to court over!
[2024-02-24 04:29:06] anonwaha: oppai
[2024-02-24 04:29:08] yakuruto: yes!
[2024-02-24 04:29:30] yakuruto: shall we begin the court?
[2024-02-24 04:29:35] anonwaha: staato!
[2024-02-24 04:29:40] tibi: pez we will do it late, they are onto us
[2024-02-24 04:29:50] yakuruto: who is defense of oppai, and who is the oppai prosecution
[2024-02-24 04:29:50] tibi: later
[2024-02-24 04:29:57] UPCHUCK: ....
[2024-02-24 04:29:58] anonwaha: i am pro-oppai!
[2024-02-24 04:30:04] Angel!!: EVERYONE SHUT UP
[2024-02-24 04:30:05] yakuruto: i am also pro-oppai!
[2024-02-24 04:30:05] Anonymous: YOUR HONOR, I HAVE THOROUGHLY PROVED TIBI'S INNOCENCE
[2024-02-24 04:30:08] Angel!!: AND SIT DOWN
[2024-02-24 04:30:08] anonwaha: NO U
[2024-02-24 04:30:13] Angel!!: WAHA
[2024-02-24 04:30:21] tibi: (upchuck is anti oppai)
[2024-02-24 04:30:26] Angel!!: Okay..
[2024-02-24 04:30:27] anonwaha: what!?
[2024-02-24 04:30:29] Angel!!: Nao
[2024-02-24 04:30:32] yakuruto: then upchuck shall be the prosecution!
[2024-02-24 04:30:39] UPCHUCK: I'm the juryyyyyyy!
[2024-02-24 04:30:44] anonwaha: fight for the right to oppai!
[2024-02-24 04:30:45] Suiseitou: *explosive diahorrea*
[2024-02-24 04:30:50] tibi: jury is biased
[2024-02-24 04:31:01] Angel!!: I'll now start the case of tibi v. cgi heyuri
[2024-02-24 04:31:10] anonwaha: that's yesterday's news
[2024-02-24 04:31:13] yakuruto: *dun dun*
[2024-02-24 04:31:19] Angel!!: Can the defanse come to teh stand?
[2024-02-24 04:31:26] UPCHUCK: Are we starting over!?
[2024-02-24 04:31:26] tibi: Anonymous good luck
[2024-02-24 04:31:29] Angel!!: YES
[2024-02-24 04:31:33] UPCHUCK: WHAT
[2024-02-24 04:31:39] Angel!!: Nao..
[2024-02-24 04:31:49] Angel!!: defense opening statement
[2024-02-24 04:32:04] Suiseitou: where are the lolis
[2024-02-24 04:32:04] anonwaha: angel oppai
[2024-02-24 04:32:09] Anonymous: what am i defending? is this the same thing with pez?
[2024-02-24 04:32:09] tibi: suisei dog go destroy the evidence
[2024-02-24 04:32:19] Angel!!: Your defending tibi
[2024-02-24 04:32:29] Suiseitou: *eats evidence*
[2024-02-24 04:32:36] Angel!!: STOP DOG
[2024-02-24 04:32:40] anonwaha: hot dog
[2024-02-24 04:32:43] Anonymous: yeah, whats the case?
[2024-02-24 04:32:44] tibi: ok it is over
[2024-02-24 04:32:58] yakuruto: hold on a second
[2024-02-24 04:32:59] Angel!!: I just said...tibi v. cgi heyuri
[2024-02-24 04:33:06] COW: dog things are dog
[2024-02-24 04:33:08] Angel!!: Wha?
[2024-02-24 04:33:10] Angel!!: YAKU
[2024-02-24 04:33:13] Angel!!: WHAT NAO
[2024-02-24 04:33:16] Anonymous: i dont even know what he is being convicted of
[2024-02-24 04:33:16] yakuruto: ahem
[2024-02-24 04:33:21] Anonymous: what did he do to cgi?
[2024-02-24 04:33:24] Angel!!: SEX TRAFFICKING
[2024-02-24 04:33:28] Angel!!: OF PEZ
[2024-02-24 04:33:36] yakuruto: i will now begin the case of Oppai v Flat
[2024-02-24 04:33:41] Angel!!: WHAT
[2024-02-24 04:33:42] tibi: it was never about sex btw
[2024-02-24 04:33:43] Angel!!: NO
[2024-02-24 04:33:45] Angel!!: FUCK SAKE
[2024-02-24 04:33:47] yakuruto: would the defense please come forward?
[2024-02-24 04:33:48] Anonymous: THIS CLEARLY PROVES TIBI AND PEZ ARE ON GOOD TERMS
[2024-02-24 04:33:49] Anonymous: https://up.heyuri.net/src/3289.png
[2024-02-24 04:33:57] Anonymous: therefore everything is concesual
[2024-02-24 04:34:05] anonwaha: now about oppai...
[2024-02-24 04:34:06] Angel!!: I cant deal-
[2024-02-24 04:34:10] yakuruto: tibi v cgi is already settled
[2024-02-24 04:34:10] Angel!!: im out
[2024-02-24 04:34:13] Angel!!: WAAAAHHHHH
[2024-02-24 04:34:16] yakuruto: now is the time for oppai!
[2024-02-24 04:34:16] tibi: I won the case
[2024-02-24 04:34:27] Anonymous: i rest my case
[2024-02-24 04:34:27] Suiseitou: where are some hot bitches
[2024-02-24 04:34:30] tibi: pez is mine forever now hahahahaha
[2024-02-24 04:34:32] UPCHUCK: When do I get to declare my verdict?
[2024-02-24 04:34:41] yakuruto: you can do so rite now
[2024-02-24 04:34:48] UPCHUCK: .....
[2024-02-24 04:34:52] tibi: thanks anonymous!!
[2024-02-24 04:34:53] UPCHUCK: NOT GUILTY
[2024-02-24 04:35:01] yakuruto: oppai is not guilty!
[2024-02-24 04:35:01] tibi: yay!
[2024-02-24 04:35:04] anonwaha: bewbs!!
[2024-02-24 04:35:10] Anonymous: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, THIS IS A STORY OF A MAN FALSELY ACCUSED
[2024-02-24 04:35:10] yakuruto: titties!!!
[2024-02-24 04:35:19] anonwaha: breasts!!
[2024-02-24 04:35:25] Anonymous: AND YET, THROUGH ALL HIS TROUBLES HE CAME OUT ONB TOP
[2024-02-24 04:35:26] yakuruto: big bouncy boobies!
[2024-02-24 04:35:30] UPCHUCK: What the
[2024-02-24 04:35:33] anonwaha: milky mammaries!
[2024-02-24 04:35:36] UPCHUCK: Stop!
[2024-02-24 04:35:38] yakuruto: fat udders!
[2024-02-24 04:35:39] Anonymous: AND ITS ALL DUE TO ME, HIS GENIOUS DEFENCE ATTORNEY
[2024-02-24 04:36:03] anonwaha: miruku
[2024-02-24 04:36:17] yakuruto: delicious nipple juice...
[2024-02-24 04:36:28] Suiseitou: cyce jak donice
[2024-02-24 04:36:43] UPCHUCK: Now what
[2024-02-24 04:36:54] anonwaha: uh... boobs
[2024-02-24 04:37:01] UPCHUCK: No
[2024-02-24 04:37:02] yakuruto: yes, boobs!
[2024-02-24 04:37:12] Suiseitou: what does waha hide in his bag
[2024-02-24 04:37:23] yakuruto: i thought it was a shawl
[2024-02-24 04:37:25] UPCHUCK: porno mags
[2024-02-24 04:37:26] anonwaha: naughty pictures
[2024-02-24 04:38:19] anonwaha: that settles that!
[2024-02-24 04:38:27] yakuruto: ah, a great day this was
[2024-02-24 04:38:35] yakuruto: we had fun, i think!